okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
this is so unrealistic. who the fuck listens to nickelback
"Travel. As much as you can. As far as you can. As long as you can. Life’s not meant to be lived in one place."
in america we don’t say “i love you” we just send people the emoji with the sunglasses